Joel Salazar, A.K.A. the Walrus, A.K.A. Zimmerman Skyrat, A.K.A. SubterraneanHomesickBanana; H.M.A. class of '68; USAF 1969-1973; Parachutes Hawaii/Jump Hawaii 1975-1981; U.S.P.S. 1985-2013.
At quite a young age, the 3 Wise Men began
their careers in philanthropy bearing gifts
of Dr. Pepper throughout the neighborhood.
101Bananas.com was manually hand-coded in HTML using only a text editor and a scanner with Paint Shop Pro for all pictures and graphics. (Real men don’t use WYSIWYG web page editors.) Other than the ubiquitous and universally despised Windows, no Micro$oft product was used to create this site. Hand-crafted of the finest imported Italian pixels; no trees were felled to complete construction, nor was any live animal testing required. Billions of electrons were, however, momentarily inconvienced.
Comments, suggestions, rants and raves, outraged objections to the content, etc., can be sent to Zimmerman Skyrat, the sole proprietor and webmaster of 101Bananas.com at:
SubterraneanHomesickBanana at yahoo dot com
(Yes, I could have provided an active link here that you just click on to send me an e-mail, but unfortunately there is widespread use of automated bots trolling the Internet looking for e-mail addresses to send spam to. I'm sure you can figure this out.)
“It’s never too late to have a happy childhood.”
“I had a lover’s quarrel with the world.”
“I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion.”
—Henry David Thoreau
“What we cannot speak about we must pass over in silence.”