....containing herein the random rantings of a fevered brain, miscellaneous detritus from various lost souls, everything you always wanted to know about bananas (but were afraid to ask), incomprehensible shreds of dead letters from disgruntled postal employees, poetry for quiet nights and raucous wild parties, scrapbook items found in the dumpster of forgotten lives, great works of art to meditate on, shiny trinkets and glittering baubles lost and found by the roadside of wasted time, and a collection of the much sought-after photographs discovered by wandering Gypsies in the world-famous Banana Graveyard....

The Art Gallery A Bag Full of Poems The Banana Wall of Fame

Banana Miscellanea The Banana Graveyard Cool Links

The Garden of Enigmatic Delights The Scholar’s Library

“To live outside the law you must be honest.”
—Bob Dylan

...JUST WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE ANYWAY?

FLATTER  SWEAR  SEDUCE  PREDICT  QUESTION  ANSWER  THREATEN  PRAY  GOSSIP  SLANDER  LIE  INFORM  ASK  PREACH  EXPOSE  DENY  SCORN  APPEASE  FOOL  DECEIVE  INVEIGLE  OBFUSCATE  CONFESS